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He led the way to a bigger enclosure, holding several sheep. There was a

  scurry as we went in but he caught expertly at the fleece of a darting

  ewe. "This is the first one. You can see we haven't a deal o" time."

  I lifted the woolly tail and gasped. The lamb's head was protruding from

  the vagina, the lips of the vulva clamped tightly behind the ears, and

  it had swollen enormously to more than twice its size. The eyes were

  mere puffed slits in the great oedematous ball and the tongue, blue and

  engorged, lolled from the mouth.

  "Well I've seen a few big heads, Rob, but I think this takes the prize."

  "Aye, the little beggar came with his legs back. Just beat me to it. Ah

  was only away for an hour but he was up like a football. By hell it

  doesn't take long. I know he wants his legs bringin" round but what can

  I do with bloody great mitts like mine." He held out his huge hands,

  rough and swollen with the years of work.

  While he spoke I was stripping off my jacket and as I rolled my shirt

  sleeves high the wind struck like a knife at my shrinking flesh. I

  soaped my fingers quickly and began to feel for a space round the lamb's

  neck. For a moment the little eyes opened and regarded me

  disconsolately.

  "He's alive, anyway," I said. "But he must feel terrible and he can't do

  a thing about it."

  Easing my way round, I found a space down by the throat where I thought

  I might get through. This was where my 'lady's hand" came in useful and

  I blessed it every spring; I could work inside the ewes with the minimum

  of discomfort to them and this was all-important because sheep, despite

  their outdoor hardiness, just won't stand rough treatment.

  With the utmost care I inched my way along the curly wool of the neck to

  ~L the shoulder. Another push forward and I was able to hook a finger

  round the leg and draw it forward until I could feel the flexure of the

  knee; a little more twiddling and I had hold of the tiny cloven foot and

  drew it gently out into the light of day.

  Well that was half the job done. I got up from the sack where I was

  kneeling and went over to the bucket of warm water; I'd use my left hand

  for the other leg and began to soap it thoroughly while one of the ewes,

  marshalling her lambs around her, glared at me indignantly and gave a

  warning stamp of her foot.

  Turning, I kneeled again and began the same procedure and as I once more

  groped forward a tiny lamb dodged under my arm and began to suck at my

  patient's udder. He was clearly enjoying it, too, if the little tail,

  twirling inches from my face, meant anything.

  "Where did this bloke come from?" I asked, still feeling round.

  The farmer smiled. "Oh that's Herbert. Poor little youth's mother won't

  have 'im at any price. Took a spite at him at birth though she thinks

  world of her other lamb."

  "Do you feed him, then?"

  "Nay, I was going to put him himself. He pops from one ewe to ttother

  and gets chance. I've never seen owl like it." with the pet lambs but I

  saw he was fendin" for gets a quick drink whenever he "Only a week old

  and an independent spirit, eh?"

  "That's about the size of it, Jim. I notice 'is belly's full every

  mornin" so I reckon his ma must let him have a do during the night. She

  can't see him in the dark - it must be the look of him she can't stand."

  I watched the little creature for a moment. To me he seemed as full of

  knock-kneed charm as any of the others. Sheep were funny things.

  I soon had the other leg out and once that obstruction was removed the

  lamb followed easily. He was a grotesque sight Lying on the strewed

  grass, his enormous head dwarfing his body, but his ribs were heaving

  reassuringly and I knew the head would shrink back to normal as quickly

  as it had expanded. I had another search round inside the ewe but the

  uterus was empty.

  "There's no more, Rob," I said.

  The farmer grunted. "Aye, I thowt so, just a big single 'un. They're the

  ones that cause the trouble."

  Drying my arms, I watched Herbert He had left my patient when she moved

  round to lick her lamb and he was moving speculatively among the other

  ewes. Some of them warned him off with a shake of the head but

  eventually he managed to sneak up on a big, wide-bodied sheep and pushed

  his head underneath her. Immediately she swung round and with a fierce

  upward butt of her hard skull she sent the little animal flying high in

  the air in a whirl of flailing legs. He landed with a thud on his back

  and as I hurried towards him he leaped to his feet and trotted away.

  "Awd bitch!" shouted the farmer and as I turned to him in some concern

  he shrugged. "I know, poor little sod, it's rough, but I've got a

  feelin" he wants it this way rather than being in the pen with the pet

  lambs. Look at 'im now."

  Herbert, quite unabashed, was approaching another ewe and as she bent

  over her feeding trough he nipped underneath her and his tail went into

  action again. There was no doubt about it - that lamb had guts.

  "Rob," I said as he caught my second patient,"why do you call him

  Herbert?"

  "Well that's my younger lad's name and that lamb's just like 'im the way

  he puts his head down and gets stuck in, fearless like."

  I put my hand into the second ewe. Here was a glorious mix up of three

  lambs; little heads, legs, a tail, all fighting their way towards the

  outside world and effectively stopping each other from moving an inch.

  "She's been hanging about all morning and painin"," Rob said. "I knew

  summat was wrong."

  Moving a hand carefully around the uterus I began the fascinating

  business of sorting out the tangle which is just about my favourite job

  in practice. I had to bring a head and two legs up together in order to

  deliver a lamb; but they had to belong to the same lamb or I was in

  trouble. It was a matter of tracing each leg back to see if it was hind

  or fore, to find if it joined the shoulder or disappeared into the

  depths.

  After a few minutes I had a lamb assembled inside with his proper

  appendages but as I drew the legs into view the neck telescoped and the

  head slipped back; there was barely room for it to come through the

  pelvic bones along with the shoulders and I had to coax it through with

  a finger in the eye socket. This was groaningly painful as the bones

  squeezed my hand but only for a few seconds because the ewe gave a final

  strain and the little nose was visible. After that it was easy and I had

  him on the grass within seconds. The little creature gave a convulsive

  shake of his head and the farmer wiped him down quickly with straw

  before pushing him to his mother's head.

  The ewe bent over him and began to lick his face and neck with little

  quick darts of her tongue; and she gave the deep chuckle of satisfaction

  that you hear from a sheep only at this time. The chuckling continued as

  I produced another pair of lambs from inside her, one of them hind end

  first, and, towelling my arms again, I watched her nosing round her

  triplets delightedly.

  Soon they began to ans
wer her with wavering, high-pitched cries and as I

  drew my coat thankfully over my cold-reddened arms, lamb number one

  began to struggle to his knees; he couldn't quite make it to his feet

  and kept toppling on to his face but he knew where he was going, all

  right; he was headed for that udder with a singleness of purpose which

  would soon be satisfied.

  Despite the wind cutting over the straw bales into my face I found

  myself grinning down at the scene; this was always the best part, the

  wonder that was always fresh, the miracle you couldn't explain.

  I heard from Rob Benson again a few days later. It was a Sunday

  afternoon and his voice was strained, almost panic-stricken.

  "Jim, I've had a dog in among me in-lamb ewes. There was some folk up

  here with a car about dinner time and my neighbour said they had an

  Alsatian and it was chasing the sheep all over the field. There's a hell

  of a mess - I tell you I'm frightened to look."

  "I'm on my way." I dropped the receiver and hurried out to the car. I

  had a sinking dread of what would be waiting for me; the helpless

  animals Lying with their throats torn, the terrifying lacerations of

  limbs and abdomen. I had seen it all before. The ones which didn't have

  to be slaughtered would need stitching and on the way I made a mental

  check of the stock of suture silk in the boot.

  The ewes were in a field by the roadside and my heart gave a

  quick thump as I looked over the wall; arms resting on the rough loose

  stones I gazed with sick dismay across the pasture. This was worse than

  I had feared. The long slope of turf was dotted with prostrate sheep

  there must have been about fifty of them, motionless woolly mounds

  scattered at intervals on the green.

  Rob was standing just inside the gate. He hardly looked at me. Just

  gestured with his head.

  "Tell me what you think. I daren't go in there."

  I left him and began to walk among the stricken creatures, rolling them

  over lifting their legs, parting the fleece of their necks to examine

  them. Some were completely unconscious, others comatose, none of them

  could stand up. But as I worked my way up the field I felt a growing

  bewilderment. Finally I called back to the farmer.

  "Rob, come over here. There's something very strange."

  "Look," I said as the farmer approached hesitantly. "There's not a drop

  of blood nor a wound anywhere and yet all the sheep are flat out. I

  can't understand it."

  Rob went over and gently raised a lolling head. "Aye, you're right. What

  the hell's done it, then?"

  At that moment I couldn't answer him, but a little bell was tinkling far

  away in the back of my mind. There was something familiar about that ewe

  the farmer had just handled. She was one of the few able to support

  herself on her chest and she was Lying there, blank-eyed, oblivious of

  everything; but ... that drunken nodding of the head, that watery nasal

  discharge ... I had seen it before. I knelt down and as I put my face

  close to hers I heard a faint bubbling - almost a rattling - in her

  breathing. I knew then.

  "It's calcium deficiency," I cried and began to gallop down the slope

  towards the car.

  Rob trotted alongside me. "But what the 'elf? They get that after

  lambin", don't they?"

  "Yes, usually," I puffed. "But sudden exertion and stress can bring it

  on."

  "Well ah never knew that," panted Rob. "How does it happen?"

  I saved my breath. I wasn't going to start an exposition on the effects

  of sudden derangement of the parathyroid. I was more concerned with

  wondering if I had enough calcium in the boot for fifty ewes. It was

  reassuring to see the long row of round tin caps peeping from their

  cardboard box; I must have filled up recently.

  I injected the first ewe in the vein just to check my diagnosis calcium

  works as quickly as that in sheep - and felt a quiet elation as the

  unconscious animal began to blink and tremble, then tried to struggle on

  to its chest.

  "We'll inject the others under the skin," I said. "It'll save time."

  I began to work my way up the field. Rob pulled forward the fore leg of

  each sheep so that I could insert the needle under the convenient patch

  of unwoolled skin just behind the elbow; and by the time I was half way

  up the slope the ones at the bottom were walking about and getting their

  heads into the food troughs and hay racks.

  It was one of the most satisfying experiences of my working life. Not

  clever, but a magical transfiguration; from despair to hope, from death

  to life within minutes.

  I was throwing the empty bottles into the boot when Rob spoke. He was

  looking wonderingly up at the last of the ewes getting to its feet at

  the far end of the field.

  "Well Jim, I'll tell you. I've never seen owl like that afore. But

  there's one thing bothers me." He turned to me and his weathered

  features screwed up in puzzlement. "Ah can understand how gettin" chased

  by a dog could affect some of them ewes, but why should the whole bloody

  lot go down?"

  "Rob," I said. "I don't know."

  And, thirty years later, I still wonder. I still don't know why the

  whole bloody lot went down.

  I thought Rob had enough to worry about at the time, so I didn't point

  out to him that other complications could be expected after the Alsatian

  episode. I wasn't surprised when I had a call to the Benson farm within

  days.

  I met him again on the hillside with the same wind whipping over the

  straw bale pens. The lambs had been arriving in a torrent and the noise

  was louder than ever. He led me to my patient.

  "There's one with a bellyful of dead lambs, I reckon," he said, pointing

  to a ewe with her head drooping, ribs heaving. She stood quite

  motionless and made no attempt to move away when I went up to her; this

  one was really sick and as the stink of decomposition came up to me I

  knew the farmer's diagnosis was right.

  "Well I suppose it had to happen to one at least after that chasing

  round," I said. "Let's see what we can do, anyway."

  This kind of lambing is without charm but it has to be done to save the

  ewe. The lambs were putrid and distended with gas and I used a sharp

  scalpel to skin the legs to the shoulders so that I could remove them

  and deliver the little bodies with the least discomfort to the mother.

  When I had finished, the ewe's head was almost touching the ground, she

  was panting rapidly and grating her teeth. I had nothing to offer her no

  wriggling new creature for her to lick and revive her interest in life.

  What she needed was an injection of penicillin, but this was 1939 and

  the antibiotics were still a little way round the corner.

  "Well I wouldn't give much for her," Rob grunted. "Is there owl more you

  can do ?"

  "Oh, I'll put some pessaries in her and give her an injection, but what

  she needs most is a lamb to look after. You know as well as I do that

  ewes in this condition usually give up if they've nothing to occupy

  them. You haven't a spare lamb to put to her, have y
ou?"

  "Not right now, I haven't. And it's now she needs it. Tomorrow'll be too

  late."

  Just at that moment a familiar figure wandered into view. It was

  Herbert, the unwanted lamb, easily recognisable as he prowled from sheep

  to sheep in search of nourishment.

  "Hey, do you think she'd take that little chap?" I asked the farmer.

  He looked doubtful. "Well I don't know - he's a bit old. Nearly a

  fortnight and they like 'em newly born."

  "But it's worth a try isn't it? Why not try the old trick on her?"

  Rob grinned. "OK, we'll do that. There's nowt to lose. Anyway the little

  youth isn't much bigger than a new-born 'un. He hasn't grown as fast as

  his mates." He took out his penknife and quickly skinned one of the dead

  lambs, then he tied the skin over Herbert's back and round his jutting

  ribs.

  "Poor little bugger, there's nowt on 'im," he muttered. "If this doesn't

  work he's going in with the pet lambs."

  When he had finished he set Herbert on the grass and the lamb, resolute

  little character that he was, bored straight in under the sick ewe and

  began to suck. It seemed he wasn't having much success because he gave

  the udder a few peremptory thumps with his hard little head; then his

  tail began to wiggle.

  "She's lettin" him have a drop, any road," Rob laughed.

  Herbert was a type you couldn't ignore and the big sheep, sick as she

  was, just had to turn her head for a look at him. She sniffed along the